How to shower like a man and how to shower like a women (Super funny, a must read)?

Male and Female Showering Habits



Shower like a woman...



Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.



Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.



Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat.



Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.



Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.



Condition hair with cucumber and lamprey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.



Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.



Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off.

How to shower like a man and how to shower like a women (Super funny, a must read)?
I saw this as a YouTube video and it was hysterical
Reply:VERY FUNNY! LOVE IT!
Reply:Hilarious!
Reply:OMG SQUEEGEE XDDD
Reply:Hahaha I love it! Way hey!
Reply:Lol nice.
Reply:funny and true
Reply:it wasnt that funny
Reply:i didnt think it was funny either
Reply:I love the comparisons between female and male

washing habits.



All very true facts within this joke, I have never really thought about it in reality , but yeh, you got the description spot on.



I love the line about



wash****leaving hair on soap. ugh isn't that the most annoying thing ever.



I also love the line about him



Grab knob, go, "yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.



Well done thanks



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