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How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning

2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see husband along the way, ignore juvenile jokes and run to bathroom.

3. Look at womanly physique in mirror and stick out stomach

so as to complain about how fat you're getting.

4. Turn on hot water only.

5. Get in the shower, once you've found it through all the

steam.

6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah,

wide loofah, and pumice stone.

7. Wash hair once with cucumber and lemon shampoo with 83

added vitamins.

8. Rinse hair. Condition your hair with cucumber and lemon

conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair

for fifteen minutes.

9. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes

until red and raw.

10. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and

Java Cake bodywash.

LoL OMFG SO FUNNY!?
Hahahaha that's really funny. Thanks for cheering me up!!
Reply:Saw this on you tube a month ago. Still funny, though.
Reply:WOW! Freakin' brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Reply:thanks, i needed a good laugh....
Reply:I agree with siddhartha...I also include blowing your nose in the shower.
Reply:She knows men too well.
Reply:HONEY, IS THAT YOU???
Reply:OMG that's funny!!! I needed a good laugh to end the day! Thanks!
Reply:So True
Reply:Ha Ha! Sad but true! lol! 10!
Reply:Very funny!!



I love it!
Reply:U forgot the man farting....steps #2,4 and 18.
Reply:Sweet
Reply:Bizzare